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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Photograph Of Lee Garrison Wearing A Penis Nose Shows Up In Time To Enliven Tuscaloosa Elections


Lee Garrison, candidate for Tuscaloosa
 school board , sports a penis nose
Municipal elections in Tuscaloosa will be August 27, and the competition has heated up with the unearthing of a photograph that features one candidate wearing what might be called a "penis proboscis."

We will call it the Penis Nose Scandal, and it coincides with another scandal that we have been covering for about a month here at Legal Schnauzer.


The man wearing the penis nose is Lee Garrison, the ex husband of Republican attorney and political operative Jessica Medeiros Garrison. Thanks to her long-running extramarital affair with Alabama Attorney General Luther Strange, Jessica Garrison has become the focus of about a half dozen posts here, with quite a few more to come.


Lee Garrison gave up a seat on the Tuscaloosa City Council to run for chair of the Tuscaloosa City Board of Education. He is opposed by Denise Hills, and while the elections are nonpartisan, Garrison has roots in the Republican Party and is part of what might be called a corporate slate of conservative candidates.


Critics say powerful pro-business entities are trying to take over the board and give it a "Chamber of Commerce" lookThe corporate candidates, Lee Garrison included, have benefited from the support of Educate Tuscaloosa PAC, which is chaired by Mike Echols and claims the present board has failed to act in a responsible fashion. Echols, a Tuscaloosa accountant, is listed as an employee of Franklin Resources Group, a Montgomery PR and lobbying firm. He has served as campaign treasurer for Governor Robert Bentley and shares a post-office box with the Red Elephant Clubs of Alabama, a powerful group of Crimson Tide football backers that includes UA trustee Paul Bryant Jr.

An infusion of corporate cash has helped inject the municipal races with an unusually combative tone.  It even has sparked the creation of The Franklin Stove Blog (FSB), which can be found at ttowntruthseeker.com.


The blog's views appear to run counter to those of the corporate-backed candidates. A post dated August 18 is titled "Cash Soaked Election Covered In The News." The author of FSB says a win for the corporate candidates would be a victory for The Machine, the shadowy group that has dominated student politics at UA for decades.

Where does the Penis Nose Scandal fit into all of this? Well, we aren't sure, but the photo came to our attention a few days ago. I sent an e-mail to Lee Garrison, seeking comment, and he confirmed that it was him and was taken at a Halloween party in 2003. He served on the Tuscaloosa City Council at the time.

Here is the message I sent to Garrison via e-mail:



Lee:

I understand there is a photograph of you wearing what might be described as a "penis mask." I further understand the photograph was taken somewhere around 2003, at a Mardi Gras party in Tuscaloosa, and you were a member of the Tuscaloosa City Council at the time.
Given that you are running for Tuscaloosa School Board, and Jessica Garrison's affair with Luther Strange has become a statewide story, I am investigating the photo matter.
Therefore, I would like to give you an opportunity to comment about the photograph and its possible implications regarding your suitability for a spot on the School Board.
If you wish to comment, please do so by noon on Wed. (Aug. 21).

Thank you,

Roger Shuler


Here is Lee Garrison's response:



That was a picture from a Halloween Party 10 years ago.

What does the Penis Nose Scandal say about Lee Garrison's qualifications to serve as chair of the school board in a major Alabama city. We will let readers--and Tuscaloosa voters--decide for themselves.


Perhaps it points to some unflattering assertions that Jessica Garrison raised in the couple's custody case. Here is a sample of claims made against Lee Garrison and his current wife. (The full document can be viewed at the end of this post.)


The father has repeatedly exhibited a willingness to forfeit time with his son to pursue recreational and social activities that often involve excessive drinking and late nights. He also admittedly has had a gambling problem and takes controlled medications for which he has no prescription or medical need. The father also has a bad temper and a consistent tendency to rage, often in the presence of the child. Moreover, the father and his wife are cigarette smokers and have pets, both of which contribute to the child's ongoing allergies.

For now, the Penis Nose Scandal has helped enliven a contest that already was plenty lively.



53 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jessica is obviously attracted to Dickheads.

Anonymous said...

One word . . .

ROFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

Unreal!

First, Bill Baxley and now this?

Anonymous said...

How many dick faces can this government support?

Anonymous said...

Until he started taking Viagra Luther Strange was 5 foot 3 . . .

Anonymous said...

Lee looks pretty well hung in that photo.

Anonymous said...

Just the kind of guy I want chairing my school board.

Anonymous said...

God, I had no idea the T-town elections were getting so heated. Great info, LS.

Anonymous said...

This actually makes me sort of like Lee Garrison. It's funny as hell.

Anonymous said...

Where can I get one of those?

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvRceBQRl8

My what a long nose you have ..

All the better to sniff the butt buddies lined up as 'gov' and to get the right lookers to know just what a 'guy' the prick's dick facial is!

too much digital dust for the crusty ole GOPers

watch the video, it's time for real change and the change has given far too many the ideology that children can trust this criminally insane GOP and the DEM cult that got too far gone in the propaganda of NWO

BE CAREFUL LS, you are in the GOP cesspool there in Big AL

Anonymous said...

Bill Baxley indicated that Jessica was outraged by the "dirty" allegations made against her. But she let her then-husband go out in public with a penis on his face.

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing councilman Garrison had a wee too much to drink on this occasion.

Anonymous said...

I love it!

The corporate candidates claim the current school board isn't acting responsibly.

Then, this photo shows up of a corporate candidate . . . acting very responsibly.

Hah, hah, hah!

Anonymous said...

Bill Baxley is going to be pissed. Lee Garrison is stealing his thunder.

Anonymous said...

You know that has to be fake.

No white guy could be hung like that.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Lee Garrison borrowed the dick nose from Bill Baxley.

Anonymous said...

This just in: Luther Strange ends extramarital affair after catching Toucan Sam leaving his Crestline love nest, followed by Jimmy Durante and Al from "Happy Days" . . .

Molli said...

Bentley's brothers and sisters misbehavin'!!

Anonymous said...

LS, I hear allegations already are floating that you are on Stan Pate's payroll.

legalschnauzer said...

I know, @11:52. I hope Stan clues me in on this at some point, given that he wouldn't know me if I sat on his lap. I also hope the checks start appearing in my account at some point.

Anonymous said...

Gotta love The Machine. Always up to something in T-town.

legalschnauzer said...

Good point, Molly. Sounds like these corporate candidates are pretty much bankrolled by Bentley Inc.

Anonymous said...

Is Paul Bryant Jr. actively involved in the municipal elections? Odd that the Red Elephant Club shares P.O. Box with this PAC.

Anonymous said...

I thought he was cooperating with you on the Medeiros/Strange affair stories. If not him, how have you proved an affair?

legalschnauzer said...

I've never said Lee Garrison was "cooperating" with me regarding the affair, whatever that term means. I've interviewed him on the subject, but he is only one of several sources I've interviewed.

David in S.Alabama said...

Maybe there is a photo somewhere of Bill Baxley sporting a Halloween mask of very hairy male posterior.

Anonymous said...

Jessica Garrison's claims in the divorce document come across as catty, in my view. Given her affair with Luther Strange, she doesn't have much room to talk about her ex husband's faults.

Anonymous said...

Remind me not to take dating advice from Jessica Garrison.

Anonymous said...

What happens if Lee gets aroused? Will his unit block his vision?

Anonymous said...

Some advice for Lee Garrison from an Aubie:

"Keep it down home, cuz."

"Better yet, keep it in your pants."

Anonymous said...

Agreed, @12:55--

Jessica needs to take a look in the mirror before popping off about her ex.

Anonymous said...

David in South AL, you just made me spew Coke across my cubicle.

Anonymous said...

A conversation coming soon to a Tuscaloosa home:

Billy: Mom, I want to wear a penis nose to school today.

Mom: Billy, don't be ridiculous. You'll get suspended.

Billy: No, I won't. The man who chairs the school board wears one. I saw it on Legal Schnauzer.

Mom: You read Legal Schnauzer?

Billy: Doesn't everybody?

Anonymous said...

If JMG was married to Lee G back in 03 the that would mean that she walked out in public with Lee wearing a penis on his face meaning she approved of his behavior. One has to wonder why when she throws out such motherly accusations about him later. Im going to guess that by JMG standards that she liked it. She liked the penis on her then husband's face. She's proven to all off AL since that she likes more than one penis so im going to guess that Lee was later smothered with Jessica's love and acceptance later on that evening.

Anonymous said...

Let me guess--Lee Garrison is running on a "family values" platform.

Anonymous said...

Teachers in Tuscaloosa have to feel good about the prospect of answering to the likes of Lee Garrison.

Anonymous said...

I'm betting Luther Strange heads soon to a novelty store in search of a "penis nose." If you happen to notice a 6-9 guy scouring the aisles in a novelty store, check and see if it's Big Luther.

Redeye said...

We must laugh to keep from crying.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Lee will suffer electile dysfunction on election day

Anonymous said...

Come on people!! Who amongst us hasn't worn a penis on their head at some point in their life???

Anonymous said...

These two post articles' separate photos showing Doug Jones with both hands extended in vertical direction; could it be indication referring to Garrison's photo or someone else he knows. Both photos appears very descriptive of something at length. Bill Baxley? Luther Strange? Rob Riley? Bill Pryor? Bob Riley? Maybe having to do with himself braggingly. HUH!

Anonymous said...

when the 'money' that supports all these coo coos runs out, then what are they going to do for fun

the dollar as a global currency isn't trusted anymore

is it any wonder why

look at how the private central bank sold us debt and hired a government of criminal nutters to manage all the people in the usa under one system of so called money, and debt slaves we all are even the coo coos

global earth decided to fight back and blood is flowing in egypt, expect the same agenda here when the price of foreign commodities is so untouchable, because no country can afford to trade any non return of a value in the fiat bs us

get a murph's law community together using a form of currency that isn't attached in any way to the coo coo system that's failing any day now and so be prepared

Anonymous said...

Plan "B"

That is what needs to be taken very seriously at Murph's Law Society / Community. Get together and decide a form of currency to exchange and trade and get the working class people together so when the Metzitzah B'Peh nosed hosers crumble, the Murph's Law of Higher Intelligent are not caught in the drama then, either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvRceBQRl8

USA thought the sacred pee pee was to be worshiped forever and ever.

Oh, NO, not in the global family of cultured pearls from silk road days, why follow the vulgarity cult pedophiles?

Murph's Culture of Enlighted are not without enough imagination to implement Plan B, hurry though the drone industry is growing.

Anonymous said...

Anybody we know model for the nose? That look a LITTLE strange to me!!!

Anonymous said...

You all are missing the "stretch question." What costume was the former Mrs. Garrison wearing? Inquiring minds want to know if it was a couples theme costume. Please, please investigate.

Anonymous said...

Love it! He has my vote!!!

Anonymous said...

Late to this story. Still....

In 2010, Democrat Krystal Ball (now co-host on MSNBC's The Cycle) was running for Congress (1st Dist. Virginia) when photos taken when she was 23 emerged showing her at a holiday party dressed as a "naughty Santa" & sucking a red dildo attached to her then-husband's nose. The Reich-wing went wild, to say the least.

But in Alabama for doing the same thing...?

Anonymous said...

Lee Garrison is a great guy. Hats off to him for having a sense of humor.

Coshalady Cameron said...

I'm not from bama I happen to come across this blog and cudo's to all of you for a nite of laughter and oh great night to all of the men In. Power that are whoremongers!!!! Unbelievable!!! Old wrinkled dingys and a few thousands or dollars they pay for their grosssss pediphiles molesting asses to get off and stupid women go for gold!!!! Seven folds!!! We vote and trust the idiots to take our state counties cities and townships into a better place and the whole tikes these are devils in sheep's clothing!!!! The wrong people are in prison and we stand by and allow it??? I don't get Alabama's thought process and ways of dealing with child molesters cons criminals are allowed to run free do as they please????? But love LS!!!!!

Anonymous said...

To dang funny!!! Ran is so wrong in many ways!!! I thought I was the only one that seen his two faced blogs or articles or reports he has put?!

Anonymous said...

Lmbo RSN I found his blog report testimonial whatever he wants to call it, and so many wrobgs ofctwo faced is unbelievable!!! But if you've noticed that when he says cill update as soon as we know something, I've looked for hours scrolling trying to find updates after he post and has his two faced opinions, I have found nithing ! But wait about three weeks and the prrsib or persons he had two faced he was praising their abilities and efforts for getting the job done!!! Doug valeska district attorney for Houston county he run his name in dog poo and three weeks later oh how he commended his works be!!!!

Coshalady Cameron said...

Lmao they bought
matching dickies to become one enitity workforce penis for support!!!!! I they go to PA penis anomalous!!!!! Lmao lmao!!