Monday, December 6, 2021

Ali Alexander, under heat of subpoena, goes off the rails in rant about acid, urine, and plastic surgery, while claiming members of Congress want him dead

Ali Alexander
 

Ali (Akbar) Alexander, the Alabama-connected extremist who helped organize a Jan. 6 rally, seemingly became unhinged during an early-morning online phone call over the weekend -- riffing on topics from plastic surgery, to urine, to consumption of acid, while declaring that Congress wants him dead.

Writes Zachary Petrizzo, of the Daily Beast, under the headline "Jan 6. Rally Organizer’s Wild 2 A.M. Sermon: Acid, Yoda, and a Congressional Subpoena: Ali Alexander, who is facing a subpoena over his role in the rally preceding the Capitol riot, went down a series of rabbit holes... including the color of his urine":

An early Saturday morning Telegram call took an unexpected turn, as Jan. 6 “Stop the Steal” rally organizer Ali Alexander—whom Congress has subpoenaed—splattered a series of random thoughts against the brains of approximately 30 listeners while declaring that Congress wants to see him dead.

The unhinged 45-minute phone call at 2 a.m. further divulged into topics ranging from plastic surgery, consuming acid, and taking life lessons from the Star Wars character Yoda.

“I was actually moved to sadness. I was moved empathetically to mourn the loss of reason amongst otherwise well-intentioned people,” Alexander said at the start of the call, seemingly stringing a series of words together which he referred to as “very beautiful.”

Alexander then said he has two attorneys who have come down with recent health problems. Is one of those Baron Coleman, of Montgomery, who long has been tied to Alexander? That remains unclear:

Alexander, who is no stranger to lengthy diatribes, went on to claim that he has been tasked with much of his own “legal preparation” in light of being subpoenaed by the House committee investigating the Capitol riot because one of his lawyers has been “hospitalized” in recent days and his other attorney came down with COVID-19.

“I am doing all this legal preparation for myself,” he stated. “I mean, my full-time job right now is to comply with Congress.”

Nearing the halfway point of the bizarre call, the far-right activist then tapped into what he claimed is a deeper, unique mindset that gives him a greater perspective on the world, revealing that Congress is made up of “not permit beings” who seek for him to be six feet under.

“They are defiling, they are not Congress, they are not permit beings. This committee is an insurrection against Congress, an insurrection against the will of the people. The members of the committee would love it if I die. They would love it,” he riffed as the conversation took a dark turn. “They would love it,” he repeated, before referring to members of the Jan. 6 House Select Committee as “Satan.”

Alexander, as it turns out, was just getting warmed up, raising this question: Is he coming unglued under the pressure of a Congressional subpoena?

Alexander, becoming more and more spun up, claimed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) “hates my kind,” only to then lodge a misogynistic and sexist screed against the democratic leader.

Eventually, between sporadic biblical references, the activist took the opportunity to compare taking acid to prayer. “When you pray for your enemies, it gets very introspective,” he said, comparing casting spells and praying for enemies to that of consuming acid. “And I’ve allegedly partake [sic] in LSD a few times. I felt it,” he said. “I saw it.”

For good measure, Alexander told his supporters to channel the mindset of Yoda, seemingly when one is not on an acid trip. “You got to study Yoda,” he said while adding that the far-right conspiracy theory QAnon is a “false prophet.”

 “Your piss is yellow because your soul is yellow, okay!?” he continued, randomly wrapping the call by railing against people who “wack off all day.” “Be a red-blooded being, a human being! A red-blooded being. It means you are going to bleed out one day.”

Given a chance to comment on his statements, Alexander did his best to sound somewhat grounded:

In response to this story, Alexander wrote in a statement, sent via his lawyer: “I did a livestream talking about how my Christian faith prevents me from hating Members of the Select Committee who are opposed to me and my political views. We need more love.”

In late November, he stated he would comply with the congressional subpoena stemming from his role in the programming ahead of the Capitol riot because he doesn’t have “money to spend on legal bills.”

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Akbar needs some Xanax.

Anonymous said...

A horse tranquilizer might be more like it.

legalschnauzer said...

Does Ivermectin work for symptoms like this?

Anonymous said...

Is it possible for acting crazy to get you out of a Congressional subpoena? Could this be a stunt?

legalschnauzer said...

That's a great question, @10:32. Alexander probably has well-honed acting skills, so anything is possible.

Anonymous said...

People actually send this guy money?

Anonymous said...

I always wondered why piss was yellow. Now, we know.

legalschnauzer said...

From PettyAF at Twitter:

It appears #AliAlexander is fully embracing the whole ”mentality incompetent to stand trial,” or the “not guilty by reason of insanity” game book.

Anonymous said...

Ali sounds like a man feeling intense pressure. I wonder why.

legalschnauzer said...

My guess is that any pressure isn't coming from Congress. I think it's probably coming from how fellow right-wingers might react to any secrets he reveals to Congress.

Anonymous said...

Ali missed his calling. He should have been a carnival barker.

Anonymous said...

I get the impression that being Ali Akbar's attorney is not good for your health. One lawyer is in the hospital, and the other has COVID? Geez.

legalschnauzer said...

Yes, and that means Ali's having to do his own legal work. Poor baby -- and that's if the stuff about lawyers is true.

legalschnauzer said...

When Ali was chanting "victory or death" in D.C., he seemed to like the idea of dying for the cause. He doesn't seem to excited about that these days.

legalschnauzer said...

Alabama progressive activist Dana Jill Simpson, from her Facebook page, on the latest Ali Alexqnder news . . .

I wondered when Ali was doing all his mean shit to us and threatening me in writing, was he on LSD, acid, or some other drug, as I had heard he is a druggie, and I knew he was a convicted felon? Well y'all, he admits here to trying it on occasion.I have told folks for years Ali is crazy when he gets wound up threatening folks, and it appears he is on a mind bender again, calling Congress Satan, and so you all know, as I have written here before I tried in 2014 and 2015 and 2016 to say the shit he and his lawyer buddy told on me was untrue -- and those of us who have dealt with him, have been dealing with a psychopath; I am convinced of it, that is my opinion. Well, here you have it: Ali likes LSD AND ADMITS TO USING IT AND COMPARES IT TO praying. . . . Ali appears to be in a meltdown crisis as his time to testify is approaching and his gig is up.

legalschnauzer said...

More from Jill Simpson . . .

Watching Ali crash and burn I expect is only going to get 100 percent worse, as he in recent weeks is losing it. It was pretty obvious for months Ali has been playing both sides, and now he is in deep weeds, although he attempted to let them know he needs money, or he was going to fuck them, and apparently they ignored his pleas. Ali has been a ringleader of doing horrible things to me and often bragged about it, but I have nothing but sorrow watching Ali, as I know if the FBI had done something to stop him when I visited them in Gadsden many years back, none of that crap on January 6th would have ever happened, as Ali was the activist ringleader of it all and if they had taken our complaints seriously, he would be in jail.

legalschnauzer said...

Jill Simpson (cont.) --

He is a very dangerous man and responsible for all those other activists going to jail, is my opinion, as thanks to hacker group Anonymous doing the EPIK hack, we know he was the owner/creator of 122 blogs that brought all those people to DC and recruited them on the web ..

We tried to warn folks in the weeks leading up to his January 6th protest what was going to take place, as he loves to run his mouth and we heard about his and Baron's Stop the Steal LLC, and we warned everyone we knew in the press to watch the Stop the Steal group. We know under the name in God We Trust organization, he planned the whole March to the Capitol and lied to the Capitol Polie that only 50 folks would be marching. I might add I compared his walk stance to the DNC and RNC Bomber and well that cat stands a lot like Ali. I will never forget him telling us (Jim and me in 2013) he was coming to Alabama and getting me in trouble, and two weeks later my office, yard, shed, and car were set on fire by someone in our opinion, and I will never forget being questioned by a judge in cahoots with his lawyer's old law-firm friend at bar did I have something to do with it? Which I did not! I was asleep and awakened to people screaming the yard was on fire and barely made it out the door without getting burned as the bushes by the steps to get out were on fire. Plus, Ali's judge buddy and Lawyer buddy said I did not have a serious neck injury and just missed the judge's court for hearing apparently for the fun of it. I reckon they may have been on something as I presented evidence about when my neck was seriously injured, and I was awaiting surgery to have three disks replaced, two metal bars installed in my neck attached to bones, and a steel cage put around my spinal cord -- but these morons did not think that serious enough for me to miss court when I had no use of my left side at all and was having involuntary bowel movements. Nor can I forget Ali's buddy, Stacy McCain telling Jim they were going to get me with Baron, who we soon learned had worked at same law firm as bar ethics guy Tripp Vickers in the past. .

I just wonder who all in Alabama Ali was doing acid with? I can think of several possibilities from those folks helping him that I experienced acting crazy and trying to suggest nothing medically was wrong with me when I had major medical surgery. Those folks really should not be lawyers at all; they are crazy, and one sits on the bench. I went out as you all know on disability retirement rather than put up with their horseshit of having to disclose everywhere I was and living in fear they might harm me. I might add I got hit ten times in a car by a truck in 2016 in a hit and run; the guy fled the scene after taking my picture so I saw him ,and it took me years and others helped identify who they believe hit me, which was an Ali Proud Boy friend in Texas who people I knew were into it with. Then to top it off, I get a call this dude Ali supposedly has been overheard by NSA and wants to hire a coyote to kill me while I was home for cancer radiation treatment. Jim had kept me out of state as had Cliff (Arnebeck) to stay safe and apparently Ali and his buddy were talking this crap and his lawyer buddy Baron, it was said by NSA lady, was on the air talking about another lady's house burning up and running her out of state. So I called the Eagle Forum ladies group and they told me they could not stand Baron and Ali and indeed one of their members had been scared, and she filed a complaint, but the complaint went nowhere with Alabama Bar, as Baron's friends at the bar let him off.

legalschnauzer said...

Jill Simpson (cont.)

At some point there will come a day of reckoning and if I was Ali, I think I would tell the truth for once in his life instead of just repeatedly lying. I know Ali, when I got him, was working working for McCain and Karl Rove bunch to harass me; he might as qell admit it. He should go ahead and tell how he set Trump up for Karl and say how he tried to entrap Steve Bannon and Alex Jones for Karl. Folks already know Ali. I might add I believe from all I heard from Republicans, they started their meanness on me in 2013 because Jim and I had shut down their cheating machine in Boston in 2012 with a speech at the National Press Club, and Karl decided to just take me out before I beat him again in 2016 -- and he used Ali, Judge Robinson, and Baron, and Vickers. You can read about mine and Jim's work in Andy Kraig's "Presidential Puppetry" book and also you can read Craig Unger's book "Boss Rove," which made Karl furious, as I told Craig the important parts about Karl's cheating machine and at the Republican Convention Karl essentially accused New York writer Craig Unger at Republican breakfast of getting the entire book details from me. I did not write Craig's book "Boss Rove," but I did give him almost every important detail in it and pointed out everyone he needed to see, even Karl's top election cheat agreed to meet Craig after repeatedly ignoring him; when I called Mikey and said we can do this the easy way or the hard way, as I knew way more on Mikey than I had shared with Unger.

legalschnauzer said...



Jill Simpson (conclusion)

All that said, Karl put Ali on me to destroy me and also put him, in my opinion, on Shuler for some of his clients. When I came forward I had heard enough to know those election machines were online and being used to cheat, and I hitched a ride on Siegelman case to out them. It took me a lot of time, and Jim's help, and in 2016, we proved those machines were online, and the FBI was hiding it, and to this day they have never been completely honest. Ali Akbar Alexander could redeem himself by telling all the crookedness he has been part of with Karl Rove. The committee is so hung up on Trump they can't see the big picture; they need to go after Rove. This whole mess is those machines. The people know all is not right on both sides with the machines. The elites can play with those machines and have their FBI-installed flunky say everything is great. As close as Ali is to Rove, he can tell on him and for once in his life, do the right thing -- but will he?

My advice to the committee is when Ali shows up, drug test him with a hair test to make sure he's not under influence. Plus ask if he minds being hooked up to a lie detector test while testifying. Otherwise, his testimony won't be worth a damn as he is a known player who can skillfully lie and deceive y'all. We have always really thought his National Blogger Club Master will deep fry him before he testifies; if I was Ali, I would be worried about Karl's bunch more than anyone else. It is their secrets he knows.