tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3669412675139526125.post1462892637407988966..comments2024-03-12T21:13:06.850-05:00Comments on Legal Schnauzer: My Experience on Federal Jury Duty Is Short, Sweet, and Strangelegalschnauzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09619089628125964154noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3669412675139526125.post-91379114770721564172012-07-02T23:51:18.659-05:002012-07-02T23:51:18.659-05:00Hey, Zac, why are you going back to old posts to c...Hey, Zac, why are you going back to old posts to comment and spill your venom? What a bitter guy--and a coward, as well. Sad story.legalschnauzerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09619089628125964154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3669412675139526125.post-76667928755518983102012-07-02T23:49:19.719-05:002012-07-02T23:49:19.719-05:00Uh, how do you know I'm not paid for them? And...Uh, how do you know I'm not paid for them? And by the way, I'd love to know what spelling and grammatical errors you've found. Why don't you send me an e-mail at rshuler3156@gmail.com, and we'll discuss them.<br /><br />In case you haven't noticed, no one has shut me up. You might try working on your reading comprehension.legalschnauzerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09619089628125964154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3669412675139526125.post-88400256810649440782012-07-02T23:32:49.329-05:002012-07-02T23:32:49.329-05:00So someone finally figured out how to shut you up-...So someone finally figured out how to shut you up--send you lunch money! No wonder you are not an editor anymore and have all this time on your hands to trash any and every one--guess you haven't noticed all your misspelled words and grammatical errors. Your opinions are worth exactly what you are paid for them--absolutely nothing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3669412675139526125.post-3074362812783358442012-02-29T18:26:32.344-06:002012-02-29T18:26:32.344-06:00Anon at 11:59:
I never dreamed you were serious a...Anon at 11:59:<br /><br />I never dreamed you were serious about the lunch thing. And then a card arrived in the mail and . . . well, Mrs. S and I are deeply grateful for your kindness and generosity. In fact, Mrs. S was rendered speechless when she opened the card, and that doesn't happen often. Again, many thanks.<br /><br /><br />LSlegalschnauzerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09619089628125964154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3669412675139526125.post-54410192361458771192012-02-15T12:14:46.981-06:002012-02-15T12:14:46.981-06:00LOL, Anon:
I'm in the book--5204 Logan Drive,...LOL, Anon:<br /><br />I'm in the book--5204 Logan Drive, Bham AL 35242. Will be looking for the check.<br /><br />Mrs. S. wasn't on jury duty, so not sure it's fare to accept lunch for two. But hey, I will leave that in capable hands. <br /><br />I can definitely whine about missing a free lunch, no doubt about it.legalschnauzerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09619089628125964154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3669412675139526125.post-82835342308901938452012-02-15T11:59:27.517-06:002012-02-15T11:59:27.517-06:00Okay Schnauzer, no more whining about your missing...Okay Schnauzer, no more whining about your missing your free lunch. Please provide an address where I can mail enough cash to cover lunch and make sure to include the cookie or whatever is the best dessert on the menu. I suggest my fellow readers who appreciate LS do the same. Calculate lunch for two please.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3669412675139526125.post-70447022822454156022012-02-15T07:51:10.449-06:002012-02-15T07:51:10.449-06:00That will probably do it.
Here's another tric...That will probably do it.<br /><br />Here's another trick: When you get a jury summons, start a blog (if you don't already have one) and write about your upcoming jury duty, what you think about it, etc. It probably would help if your blog already is up and running, with an audience in place. But my experience suggests that writing about your upcoming jury duty might help get you excused. Just writing about it on Facebook might do the trick.<br /><br />I wrote about my jury duty last Friday and was promptly excused on Monday, without even having to go through voir dire. I didn't write the post in order to get excused--I knew I wasn't going to get selected anyway. But for others, that might be a plan.<br /><br />As for me, I still feel kind of bad about missing out on the free lunch. Sandwiches . . . sandwiches . . . <br /><br />Wonder what kind of sides they had. Perhaps a cookie for dessert?<br /><br />I'm also bitter that I gave an honest number for the mileage I'm to be paid. I should have said I drove 12,967 miles to get there. Took a few wrong turns throughout the Northern District of Alabama--the scenic route, you might call it.<br /><br />When am I going to learn that it never pays to be honest with anything related to court? The more oaths are involved, the better off you will be to lie and cheat.<br /><br />That's our system. What a country!legalschnauzerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09619089628125964154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3669412675139526125.post-66043072740924655862012-02-15T00:08:50.414-06:002012-02-15T00:08:50.414-06:00They need to rename that place the William O. Doug...They need to rename that place the William O. Douglas Federal Building because Justice Douglas had a way of pissing off Hugo Black, Senator Bob Dole & Gerald "Warren Cover up" Ford. Justice Douglas put Newt Gingrich to shame. Dude was divorced three times, his fourth wife was fifty years his junior, just like Fred Thompson's. That self-righteous ass, Bob Dole & Gerald Ford tried to have Douglas removed from the Supreme Court because of alleged "character issues." The Republican bastards tried to use his military service against him much like the show trial the AL State Bar laid on me, but in the end, Justice Douglas wound up buried at Arlington Cemetery. We need more judges like Mr. Douglas to "get the government off the backs of the People." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_O._DouglasRobby Scott Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08625575128616865817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3669412675139526125.post-65403008481683713012012-02-14T22:19:26.017-06:002012-02-14T22:19:26.017-06:00Next time I get called I am going to say I am marr...Next time I get called I am going to say I am married to you!!! xxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3669412675139526125.post-63180520831349341362012-02-14T18:11:09.200-06:002012-02-14T18:11:09.200-06:00Oh, we're big on free lunches, especially me. ...Oh, we're big on free lunches, especially me. I used to be a sportswriter, and that helped cultivate my love of a free lunch. Sportswriters tend to make poor money and work crappy hours, but they eat a lot of free meals.legalschnauzerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09619089628125964154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3669412675139526125.post-86503867492776471822012-02-14T18:09:14.882-06:002012-02-14T18:09:14.882-06:00Now that I see how much you enjoy a free lunch nex...Now that I see how much you enjoy a free lunch next time I'm in your area you and Mrs. S will have to join me at the restaurant of your choice. On me of course. Lunch is always reasonable. Even at the best places.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3669412675139526125.post-3593039761611075792012-02-14T17:55:39.034-06:002012-02-14T17:55:39.034-06:00The last time I was called to jury duty I caught a...The last time I was called to jury duty I caught a very bad case of the flu from my fellow jurors. Gosh I hate crowds! ;)Judith Haneyhttp://www.usnewslink.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3669412675139526125.post-87873297834137607972012-02-14T16:56:21.455-06:002012-02-14T16:56:21.455-06:00To the Russians, I suppose anything looked better ...To the Russians, I suppose anything looked better than their system!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3669412675139526125.post-51613338649616229102012-02-14T14:55:18.605-06:002012-02-14T14:55:18.605-06:00Our tax dollars at work...at least they could have...Our tax dollars at work...at least they could have given you a box lunch for your trouble! Perhaps you got the bum's rush because the justice system wished to minimize its face time in your blog! Good job Roger, as always!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com